"You sound like a whining baby. Does baby Jimmy want his bottle?"
Awkward, but necessary.
Come for the take down, stay for the cute baby photos.
"It's a terrifying thing."
Fly the friendly skies. Or else.
What's in a name? When you're a minority, everything.
He found the whole thing highly amusing.
"Are you playing me off? Seriously?"
"Are you dancing with over there, or are you dancing with me?"
Ah, to be born in the first year of Trump's presidency.
That T-Rex one = priceless.
And yeah, they broke character.
"It's also scratch 'n' sniff."
"I do not get flustered. This is the worst day ever!!"
But don't you DARE show up in the same lion suit as the birthday boy.
America in 2016, folks.
"You know what'd be nice? If you smiled."
Behold, the major 🔑 to Snapchat success.
Hint: It's hilarious.
So, best day of their lives, yes?
Not far off base, to be honest.
Jayden is not messing around.
"That zoo was for both of us. That zoo was supposed to be something beautiful!"