Things We Wish (In Vain) Were April Fools Jokes

In Japan, often cited as the birthplace of the novel, five of this year's 10 best sellers were written on cell phones as text messages.

The Virginia General Assembly met recently to discuss the issue of truck drivers who attach rubber testicles to their trailer hitches.

Our nightly chat on the cell phone with the BF might actually be preventing sleep by disrupting our production of melatonin, the hormone that makes us tired.

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The mayor of Poteet, TX, cannot set foot in City Hall because it's less than 1000 feet from a youth recreation center and thus off-limits to a registered sex offender. (He pleaded guilty last winter to exposing himself to two underage girls.)

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