New Ways to Be Bad

In an attempt to stay ahead of the naughtiness curve, the Vatican recently revealed seven new deadly sins — among them drug abuse and polluting. (Is the Popemobile a hybrid?) A few Benedict XVI may have missed:

- Skinny jeans on unskinny people

- Not calling your mom on You-Know-What Day

- Crusading against prostitution while regularly being serviced at the Mayflower hotel

- Not voting

- Talking about last night's Lost in front of someone who hasn't watched it yet

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- Cherry Chocolate Diet Dr. Pepper

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