Cigar Vibe Pendant, Kiki De Montparnasse, $550; Kikidm.com
This classic, luxury sex toy is mini, but mighty. The gold, lipstick shape exterior makes it discrete (and sexy), and the high performance but nearly silent operation will make enjoyment both discrete and powerful.
Hera, Love Palz, $189; Lovepals.com/shop
Like Face Timing, with a bit more passion. This remote-controlled pleasure system makes "reaching out to that special someone" way more personal. The Hera (for women) and Zeus (for men) by Love Palz were engineered for long distance lovers. It's as easy as chatting over Skype—with far less chatting.