JonBenet Ramsey So, I was somewhat drunk for this one, and the long bathroom line didnt help, as I get somewhat antsy wanting to push the action. I approached the girl, and I just came out with it: You look like JonBenet Ramsey. She looked at me in disgust, and her friend even stepped up to defend her.
Um, shes dead.
So is Marilyn Monroe, and you guys wouldnt mind if I used her to compare.
Shes a child.
Okay, well, I mean, she was a model who was going to be hot.
Didnt work. My intentions were not bad, though. The girl I compared to JonBenet had way too much makeup on and her hair was poofed and teased all over the place. I thought if I called her JonBenet Ramsey it would be a nice way of saying that. Maybe I should have just stuck to: You have too much hairspray in your hair and youre wearing too much makeup.
Cha Cha DiGregorio One time in a bar I hunkered up to a girls table and sat down across from her and said: You look like someone from Grease. Her eyes lit up this could only be a compliment, right? Really? So, who do I look like? Cha Cha DiGregorio you know, the one with the black-and-blue dress at the dance? Oops, I called her the slutty girl. I did learn that even though a slutty girl might look hot, girls dont like to be compared to them. The girl didnt stay at the table very long after that.
Joan Rivers My little sisters friend is somewhat loud and boisterous. Her face is kind of sharp and intense. One night we were out and I said: You remind me of Joan Rivers. She looked like she was in shock. I was confused, because I thought Joan Rivers was hot when she was younger, and she was considered entertaining enough to interview celebs on the red carpet a job that Ive heard so many girls say they wish they had. Every time I see this friend now, she whimpers: Do I really look like Joan Rivers? I think to myself, You REMIND me of her, not LOOK like her. Never mind. You girls hold on to things way too long.