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May 9, 2008

The Bridesmaid Dress Mess

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Six things we’d rather hear than the 27 Dresses punch line “You can wear it again”:

“You’ve lost so much weight that you’d look great in anything, even this flesh-color sack I’m making you wear!”

“I covered for you countless times with your parents, did all the laundry and dishes, and spotted your half of the phone bill in college - so suck it up.”

“Yeah, well, my mom is making me wear her old wedding dress, so we’re even.”

“You would have spent the money on shoes anyway.”

“My day, my rules!”

“Keep the tags and don’t spill.”


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