The Bridesmaid Dress Mess
Six things wed rather hear than the 27 Dresses punch line You can wear it again:
Youve lost so much weight that youd look great in anything, even this flesh-color sack Im making you wear!
I covered for you countless times with your parents, did all the laundry and dishes, and spotted your half of the phone bill in college - so suck it up.
Yeah, well, my mom is making me wear her old wedding dress, so were even.
You would have spent the money on shoes anyway.
My day, my rules!
Keep the tags and dont spill.