Liza: When we got home from a movie, Max suggested we take a bath. I was like, "Who are you and what have you done with my husband?"
Max: I always like it when she's all slithery in liquid. Liza was getting sleepy, but her new look got me all riled up, and I basically went for it. It was ideal; no accidental tooth flossing.
Liza: At one point, Max had me in a variation on doggy-style, which he never does. I was excited, because I like roughing it up a little. By 6 a.m., I wanted to sleep, but he wouldn't stop. Once he got going, it was like feeding a starving man.
Liza: Around 4 p.m., Max got into the shower and I thought he was going to ask me to get in. But he didn't!
Max: I took a shower and half hoped she'd hop in with me.
Liza: Then he asked me to put body rub on one of his socks and scrub his back. He loves it, but it reminds me of primates. And I was like, come on! This could have been a very sexy moment!
Max: Once I was out of the shower, sleep took over, which was very unfortunate, because I was looking forward to another encounter with my newly rediscovered best friend of all time- and by that, I don't entirely mean Liza's streamlined new jezeeble.