November
16,
2007
The Pros and Cons of Long Distance Love
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PRO: You don't need an excuse when you don't feel like sex on a Tuesday.
CON: You can't get laid on a Tuesday.
PRO: You get tons of frequent flier miles.
CON: Your landlord doesn't accept them.
PRO: The long bus rides give you time to finish War and Peace.
CON: That bus smell.
PRO: You know the best bathroom at O'Hare.
CON: You've eaten more in flight trail mix than you can safely stomach and have seen that 2004 episode of Two and a Half Men 17 times, without sound.
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