The Starter Husband
By Gretchen Voss
I dont have to look far in my own life to find human faces that bear out the numbers: One of my best friends from college barely scratched out a two-year union following her six-figure Hawaiian wedding; my brother managed to eke out almost 29 months before he and his betrothed packed it up for Splitsville. Their divorces were good things, believe me. Still, I was miffed that they got married in the first place. These relationships were never the stuff of happily ever after.
Of course, our generation can afford to chuck the Cinderella story when the glass slipper doesnt fit. While our grandmothers were forced to remain shackled to unhappy unions for monetary reasons, most women today have the financial wherewithal to cry uncle and bolt whenever we get uncomfortable.
For some, a starter husband is like a starter home a semicommitment where youre willing to do some of the surface work, like painting the walls, but not the heavy lifting, like gutting the whole foundation; hes just not a long-term investment. Others compare a starter husband to a first job, where you learn some skills and polish your resume before going after the position you really want.
In our everyday life one where were encouraged to pursue the bigger, better anything (witness the average college grad who now burns through seven jobs before turning 30 how can you commit to something, or someone, forever? Thats a huge promise. We live in an incredibly fast-paced consumerist culture, says Pamela Paul, author of the book The Starter Marriage, who herself was divorced less than a year after taking her vows at age 27. Ours is an H&M culture, where you go out and buy 10 cheap items for the season, then toss them, rather than investing in one beautiful coat youll wear for another 10 seasons. More and more women have that throwaway mentality with their first marriage the I want it now attitude. Until, of course, you dont.