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Things We Wish (In Vain) Were April Fools Jokes

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Things We Wish (In Vain) Were April Fools Jokes

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  • In Japan, often cited as the birthplace of the novel, five of this year's 10 best sellers were written on cell phones as text messages.

  • The Virginia General Assembly met recently to discuss the issue of truck drivers who attach rubber testicles to their trailer hitches.

  • Our nightly chat on the cell phone with the BF might actually be preventing sleep by disrupting our production of melatonin, the hormone that makes us tired.

  • The mayor of Poteet, TX, cannot set foot in City Hall because it's less than 1000 feet from a youth recreation center and thus off-limits to a registered sex offender. (He pleaded guilty last winter to exposing himself to two underage girls.)
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