Yes, I watched the season finale of The Bachelorette last night. OK, I watched the whole stupid season. What can I sayits a guilty pleasure. And while I realize the show is scripted and faked and dramatized in a million ways, I have to admit that the winner, Roberto, actually seems like a nice guy. He didnt act like a wussy like the rest of the dudes, always plotting and scheming and backstabbing. Lets face it: Theres nothing sexy about men who act like ninnies. And Roberto never once broke out a guitar to belt out love songs in Alis face. (Why do people EVER think thats a good idea?) So how long do I give the happy couple? Lets just say, I give em longer than Vienna and Jake, with their sleaze-tastic, tabloidy, he-said/she-said breakup, complete with accusations of withholding sex, fame-mongering, cheating, and gayness. THAT is the implosion to beat.