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The BIG Question

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The BIG Question

Living in New York, I get asked a lot of questions by strangers:
“Which way is Fifth Avenue?”
“Is this the uptown train?”
“Can you spare a quarter?”

I generally answer them. I’m from the Midwest, where people do things like that. Problem is, when someone stops to ask you a question in New York, you have only a split second to decide: Is the person a tourist, or a psycho? Usually it’s pretty clear. But not always.

Take the other night: I’m walking home from my neighborhood grocery store in lower Manhattan. I’m marveling at how a tiny container of raspberries could cost a whole $7, when a shy-looking young man spots me and says, “Can you tell me...” I figured he was a normal guy about to ask for directions to the Brooklyn Bridge or something, so I slowed down. But no. What he wanted to know was, “Is my penis too SMALL?”

Then his hands flew to his zipper. Well, I did what any New Yorker would do—I picked up my pace and jetted past him with my $7 raspberries. But he persisted: “Ma’am, seriously, is it too small? Look at it! LOOK! I need to know! Do you think my penis is too small? Ma’am?!?” he shouted down the street, till I disappeared around a corner.

The nutcakes here are nothing if not creative.
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