What to do with your newfound $600:
- Buy 606 99-cent Wendy’s Frosties (less if you buy fries to dip in them)
- Donate $600 to your presidential candidate
- Lift one eye
- Buy a pair of Manolos
- Make your monthly student loan payment on time
- Spend one night at the 12 room, Gothic Villa, Villa Faltrinelli in Italy, or 11 nights at a Travelodge in Cleveland
- Book Hall & Oates to play your Superbowl party
- Head to Vegas, baby, and turn $600 into $6!
- Drink one bottle of Chateau Mouton Rothschild Paullac 1986 ($592), or 200 bottles of Trader Joe’s Two-Buck Chuck
- Get your teeth whitened
- Furnish your entire home at Ikea
- Pay someone to assemble all the Ikea furniture
- Purchase one bra and panties set at Agent Provocateur
- Forget getting engaged first--buy your own damn KitchenAide mixer
- Buy a VIP ticket to Coachella
- Get your mom something nice for once
- Become the sexiest girlfriend ever and purchase a Wii with all the attachments
- Get a custom haircut by Ken Paves
- Take a scuba diving course
- Set aside for two of the damn bridesmaid dresses you’ll be wearing this summer
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