Im usually the one to say, Go crazy, but this is weird. She isnt an icon. Is she?
If they were fake theyd be floating. Why does she look like shes 50? When I first looked at the cover, I thought it was Joan Allen. Lindsay doesnt even have a movie out. So, wait, besides the booze and pills and men and bad acting, how is she like Marilyn? Marilyn was a woman. Lindsays a freakbot from Mouseketeerland.
Is this porn?
Well, it isnt art. Its tacky. When Madonna redid these pictures in the '90s, that made sense shes an icon the same way.
But isnt Lohan part of the Lindsay-Paris-Britney team the iconic members of Hollywoods young, hard-partying group of gals who have all exposed themselves, been to rehab, or to jail?
As a guy, I gotta say shes not 1/16th as attractive as Marilyn. I love freckles, thats not why. Lindsay looks sleepy, like she just got out of some drug party, but Marilyns photos were lively and full of life.
Is this a good career move? Since when does a couple of kids movies and Georgia Rule constitute a career? And, yeah, theyve gotta be real.
I dont know if its wise for such a troubled starlet who may be off the wagon again to step into the shoes of Marilyn, who died just weeks after that session. Lohans obsession with Marilyn uses that faulty logic that portrays troubled addicts with a kind of glamour I'm not sure it deserves. Plus, I think those photos of Marilyn are so epic because they were true they weren't staged. There was real vulnerability and beauty and sadness there, and these are just Lohan doing an impression of them they're staged and there isn't any real truth to them.
I like the ones with the flowers over her boobs better. I dont need to see her nipples to know shes hot.
I guess, when you compare it to the trashy crotch shots we saw of her last year, this is pretty classy. But compared to not showing your crotch, this is pretty trashy.
These have gotta be real theres a smooth swoop on the side. You cant really tell in the straight-on shots, they look a little fake there, but you can mostly see theyre real from the profile shots. I dont think well be able to tell for sure until we can see her nipples soft, but we probably never will.
They go down to her hips now thats real. When shes 30, theyll be down to her knees. Other than those huge boobs, her body isnt curvy she has no hips.
I think theyre fake, and she just had the photos retouched. She looks plastic.
Theyre real theyve changed with her weight. And, yes, real people can be born with big boobs! I like the photos, but I dont know why she redid a Marilyn shoot; even after reading the article I dont know why. Weve got Marilyn on a pedestal and I hope were not putting Lindsay up there next to her.