Jessica: nervous going into this cold turkey didnt watch the end of last weeks catch-up episode because of the pop up video fiasco.
Sarah: i always thought charlie was annoyingits ok with me that they killed him off.
Jessica: noooo! you gotta love a hobbit! plus, his song was catchy.
Sarah: i remember hearing that he was based on one of the guys in oasis. Maybe chuck klosterman said that?
Jessica: oh right, cause he was in the band with his brother. the quiet gallagher or the mean one?
Sarah: dunno. whos in the camaro?
Jessica: my guess is sawyerthe white trash/badass factor.
Sarah: hurley! present-day hurley?
Jessica: i fear his hygiene is no better off the island.
Sarah: ok, back on the island. did bernard just tell hurley, if you want to cannonball, cannonball?
Jessica: that was deep, man.
Sarah: ben is sooo scary and evil! The guy who plays him actually lives a few blocks away from me and when I run into him on the street, i always think, so, you mustve made it off the island.
Jessica: freaky! i wouldnt be able to get on the subway with him.
Sarah: the satellite phone. good idea or bad?
Jessica: bad! don't do it, jack. don't let scary phone stranger reset your digits. whoa, going from lost drama into fools gold commercial is jarring.
Sarah: but both on tropical island, at least. less weird than seeing the commercial for step up 2, which is non-island-based.
Jessica: were back. everyones so happy. this shows trained me to know that means trouble.
Sarah: OMG!!! i just gasped. don't throw ESCAPE PHONE into the OCEAN, dude! That really limits your options.
Jessica: yeah, rollover minutes won't help you with that one.
Sarah: now Im worried theyre all gonna get massacred.
Jessica: oh jack and kate can you just GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY?
Sarah: oh god oh god oh god. hurleys lost in the woods. the whispering house!!! whaa?
Jessica: its jacob!
Sarah: i think an omniscient, all-powerful being should have a less pedestrian name than jacob.
Jessica: eh, its biblical. why would kate answer the phone by herself in the woods? its like shes never seen scream.
Sarah: guerilla naomi attack! naomi looks like the singer m.i.a. plus a little island-crazy.
Jessica: OMG OMG OMG
Sarah: ahhhjacobs withered frame is so scary in his rocking chair!
Jessica: who knew whistlers mother could be so creepy?
Sarah: jack couldnt be any hotter. id get marooned on the island if it meant we could make out.
Jessica: ill fight youor katefor him. we're halfway in and his shirt isn't off yetwhat gives?
Sarah: CHARLIES GHOST?? I cant deal with this mystical stuff like ghosts and the black smog that kills people.
Jessica: nice csi miami sunglasses move, charlie. Now we know youre serious.
Sarah: i love a show that will kill off main characters. as long as it's not jack or kate! Im still pissed that they axed mr. eko.
Jessica: sooo ready for kate to diebut thanks to flash forward, we know she doesnt.
Sarah: hes screaming about the oceanic six! and that sounds way too close to oceans eleven. I think jack, kate, sawyer, said, sun, and hurley will make it off.
Jessica: hmm. i think we should name our bowling team after this and then when we get a strike we can start screaming, Im one of the oceanic six!
Sarah: helicopters! you think theyre from dharma initiative?
Jessica: cant tell if theyre good guys or bad. What the f. more qs than answers, as always.
Sarah: grrr. but you know were coming back for more next week.