If you already didn't want to be/do Amy Schumer, you're gonna want to now.
Here are lots of photos of her on vacation with Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld, comedian Bridget Everett, and her hunky-ass boyfriend, Ben Hanisch. They all look happy and gorgeous and I'm so jealous, I might actually cry. Cry, or bang my head against a wall until I pass out and have a concussed dream about swimming with adorable pigs and adorable Amy Schumer and her adorable friends and adorable man.
Now, let's watch some pigs swimming to soothe our jealousy and lift our spirits.