Get your loins ready for Darker: Fifty Shades Darker as Told by Christian.
"Mrs. Grey will see you now."
Because filming sex scenes is *never* sexy.
It involves tape and a pencil sharpener.
"He's really special."
And their rumored ~feud~.
AKA a sex-plainer of what you're about to see in theaters.
Well, this sounds...intense.
Yes, it even comes with those famous floor-to-ceiling windows.
Christian Grey is back.
E.L. James just made it official.
Bella Heathcote looks TERRIFYING.
Christian and Ana are K-I-S-S-I-N-G again.
Carrying the torch for the movie's lone Academy Award nomination.
Oh yes, he'll do just fine.
This is going to be good.
Plus, both new films have release dates.