The story of Keaton Jones takes an unfortunate turn.
There is good in the world. 😍
Too cute, but what does it mean?
Captain America? More like Captain Emotion. (You're welcome.)
Because even for perfect people, it's not always a perfect moment.
And Ryan, for that matter.
Prepare yourself accordingly.
If there's such a thing as breakup goals, this is it.
"It doesn't always have to be a bikini model opposite Captain America."
"I love. Try it. It's stronger than hate."
"This is beyond disgusting. I feel rage."
"I got my dream 7th grade boyfriend."
We get it, Chris! You're perfect!
File under "Ellen Hijinks."
::still ships them violently::
A win in the battle for equal pay.