It's the most intense 2 minutes ever.
A sinister returning character is there too...
::preemptively fans self::
They've finally done it.
Actual quote: "You put all your essentials in a little bag and you tie it up like a little bag of grapes."
Because filming sex scenes is *never* sexy.
If you like it then you better put a 💍 on it.
No two people have ever been more confused.
Hint: whiskey is involved.
We aim to please.
With an appearance from E.L. James herself. 💋
It involves tape and a pencil sharpener.
And their rumored ~feud~.