It's the most intense 2 minutes ever.
To begin: Jamie Dornan had to learn some whip skills.
"Mrs. Grey will see you now."
With one very, uh, interesting detail.
A sinister returning character is there too...
::preemptively fans self::
They've finally done it.
Actual quote: "You put all your essentials in a little bag and you tie it up like a little bag of grapes."
Because filming sex scenes is *never* sexy.
If you like it then you better put a 💍 on it.
No two people have ever been more confused.
Hint: whiskey is involved.
With an appearance from E.L. James herself. 💋
It involves tape and a pencil sharpener.
50 shades of nope, no thank you.
And their rumored ~feud~.
AKA a sex-plainer of what you're about to see in theaters.
Watch the new preview.
If you look closely, you can find out how much money Ana has in her bank account.
Christian Grey is back.
It's the teaser for the teaser, which is a thing now.
Bella Heathcote looks TERRIFYING.
Christian and Ana are K-I-S-S-I-N-G again.
This is going to be good.
Plus, both new films have release dates.
Like a fire extinguisher to the pants.