It's the most intense 2 minutes ever.
To begin: Jamie Dornan had to learn some whip skills.
"Mrs. Grey will see you now."
With one very, uh, interesting detail.
A sinister returning character is there too...
::preemptively fans self::
They've finally done it.
Actual quote: "You put all your essentials in a little bag and you tie it up like a little bag of grapes."
Because filming sex scenes is *never* sexy.
If you like it then you better put a 💍 on it.
No two people have ever been more confused.
Hint: whiskey is involved.
With an appearance from E.L. James herself. 💋
It involves tape and a pencil sharpener.
50 shades of nope, no thank you.
And their rumored ~feud~.
AKA a sex-plainer of what you're about to see in theaters.