"To pick and choose certain lines and quote them out of context, is not right."
This is what shady dreams are made of.
The actor is being countersued by his ex-managers.
Signed, sealed, delivered.
He's reportedly asking her to pay $100,000 towards legal fees
He's accusing her of using their divorce to "extend her 15 minutes."
He owes her mad charitable $$$.
"There was a lot of shame attached to that, the label of 'victim'."
The $7 million will be split amongst various charities dedicated to stopping violence against women.
"I underestimated the toll that this difficult few months have taken on me."
This is a lot worse than "Wino Forever."
At press time, Australia remained neutral.
The actress cited "irreconcilable differences" in her petition.
"I do not get flustered. This is the worst day ever!!"