Getting all our double-taps.
Wait until you see that photo from 2004.
And everyone thought she'd pick Kylie Jenner...
Lip kits at 40% off?! Take all of my money.
She's basically trolling us at this point, right?
They're pajamas, but they're also *more* than pajamas.
Backlash is in their DNA.
One woman's konspiracy theory.
Take all my money now, please.
She also reportedly knows “all the attention is on her.”
She and Kim Kardashian celebrated the same weekend.
And the diamond is HUGE.
But Khloe's 'bump' was nowhere to be seen...
The second cake though...
In related news: I feel like it's been 20 years since we first heard about her supposed pregnancy.
Chicago, Miami, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Houston, Atlanta, New York....
Eleven new shades at once.