The singer has been forced to cancel several tour dates while she recovers.
"I'm choosing to believe Mariah Carey's performance was an artistic reinterpretation of the 2016 Presidential election."
TBH though, her response was *perfect*.
What time does the ball drop again?
My kingdom for some mozzarella sticks.
Mariah Carey herself makes an appearance, of course.
But there's one social network she'll stay on.
"I have a rule which states that I will not be seen in fluorescent lighting without sunglasses."
Their one-sided feud lives on.
Turns out 35 carats is *pretty* heavy. 💍
Time for a celebratory 'Glitter' viewing.
After a 20-year reign, Mariah Carey's iconic track has been dethroned.
Her freakout, in stages.
But damn do they look good.