5 Groovy+Slutty--I Mean Flirty!--Halloween Costumes

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Lovelies!

Halloween is a-coming! And though I usually just dress up as ... Maura Kelly (a very, very hot look, lemme tell you) ... this year, I have an itch to celebrate the holiday in proper flirtatious fashion. To wit: I want to find an outfit that gives me a good excuse to look like a total slut! Yes!

But what to be, what to be?

I don't want to be a boring old French Maid, a standard-issue Trampy Nurse, or a cliche Kitty-Kat. So I decided to hop online and do a little research to find slutty costumes that were somewhat out-of-the-ordinary ...

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Eventually, I found a few things that appealed to me.

In the innocent-and-yet-kinda-slutty categories, I liked:

-The Honey Bee

-The Peacock (of course, all peacocks are male--while the drabber pea-hens are the females--so this costume is kind of zoologically incorrect. but who's counting?)

I also found a couple of things that were so ABSURDLY over-the-toply sexy that I simply do not have the balls (not to mention the boobies) to pull them off:

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-The Cow (a look you can achieve by simply going naked--???--and painting black heifer-spots on your body!)

-The Lady Eve (attach some leaves--perhaps from fake flowers--to a bikini. then go!)

Eventually, though, I found my top favorite, in the Totally-Halloween-Hot category:

-The Slutty Police Officer

What do you think? Should I order one of those up ASAP?

Some more slutty-Halloween costume pointers for you all:

-This site has slutty-chick outfits ... as well complementary outfits for a small pet! (Sold separately.)

-This page has some ridiculously awesome-looking environmentally-friendly costumes that you can make out of household crap, including one totally chic Bat-girl outfit. I'm probably not artsy+craftsy enough to something like that together--but it's so awesome that I hope you can sew it up.

Lovelies: do you feel inspired?

xxx

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Commenters:

Topaz: I love your take on the BF! I think you've nailed it. ...

Paris: Hit me with the question, woman! (And thanks for helping me think through things, re: BF.)

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