Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's Baby Name Is the Best Combination of Unique and Normal

They named it Michael Kelso. Kidding.

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher
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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis welcomed a baby boy to their family on November 30, and his name has officially been revealed. Imaginary drumroll, please....

Say hello to Dimitri Portwood!

Considering we live in a world where celebrities feel totally comfortable naming their children Saint and Moses, this is surprisingly normal—and just the right amount of unique.

Apparently, little Dimitri weighed 8 pounds and 15 ounces at the time of his birth, but his photo has yet to be released due to privacy. "We'd like to allow our kids to make their own choices on whether to have a life in the public eye or not," Ashton Kutcher told A Plus. "We don't want to make the choice for them."

Fair! And FYI, Dimitri, this is what your parents looked like in the days of yore (so cute):

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher when they were younger.

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