I’m the news director here at Cosmopolitan.com, and I could really use a cup of tea right now. When I say I’m a lady on the street but a freak in the sheets, I mean that I’m eating mint chocolate cheesecake in bed. (Also, I’m a guy.)
For Mean Girls Day, she shared a #TBT with "mom" Amy Poehler.
There's a lot happening here, considering there's not much dress to begin with.
With one very, uh, interesting detail.
PEOTUS finally found himself a celeb guest!
Insta-official is the only "official" that matters.
"There is simply no excuse for Billy's language and behavior on that tape."
~Mesmerizing~
Or, as the case may be, *not* responded. There's a lot of silence out there.
In which Kim Kardashian takes a milk shower.
She's not enjoying the experience one bit.
The Shallows is a cinematic gift that keeps on giving.
It's a sex thing, apparently.
The Kardashian name will kontinue on.
This is TERRIFYING.
Fiorina is said to be his pick for a running mate in the election, should he land the GOP nomination.
Kendall is MAD AS HELL and she wants her iPad back!
Premiered at the MTV Movie Awards.
It's either that or she'll have to go to court!
Those cheeks, though.
They did not get her a cake, that's for sure.
Pow!
Pure gold.
Christian and Ana are K-I-S-S-I-N-G again.
Who will sit on Tyra's throne?!
And this is before she came for him in her Grammys Album of the Year acceptance speech.
OK LADIES NOW LET'S GET IN FORMATION!!!!
This is awkward.
Everyone remain calm.
So presumably these two are back on again.
He's now a 1D-ad, if you will.
