The year was 2016. You were innocently trolling Twitter when suddenly your eyeballs were exposed to photos (opens in new tab) of Orlando Bloom naked on a paddle board with Katy Perry, a twinkle in his eye and nary a care in the world. It was the nude photo that launched a thousand tweets—and apparently Miranda Kerr knew it was coming.
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"Oh my God—he texted me and he was like, 'Um, I'm really embarrassed. Some photos are coming out. Just thought I should let you know,'" the model told KIIS FM's Kyle and Jackie O (opens in new tab).
Her response? "I was like, 'Hmm...right, what were you thinking? Seriously, what were you thinking?'"
Good question, but it's safe to assume Bloom wasn't thinking due to being high on the fumes of love. Keep doing you, Legolas!
Mehera Bonner is a celebrity and entertainment news writer who enjoys Bravo and Antiques Roadshow with equal enthusiasm. She was previously entertainment editor at Marie Claire and has covered pop culture for over a decade.
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