The year was 2016. You were innocently trolling Twitter when suddenly your eyeballs were exposed to photos of Orlando Bloom naked on a paddle board with Katy Perry, a twinkle in his eye and nary a care in the world. It was the nude photo that launched a thousand tweets—and apparently Miranda Kerr knew it was coming.
"Oh my God—he texted me and he was like, 'Um, I'm really embarrassed. Some photos are coming out. Just thought I should let you know,'" the model told KIIS FM's Kyle and Jackie O.
Her response? "I was like, 'Hmm...right, what were you thinking? Seriously, what were you thinking?'"
Good question, but it's safe to assume Bloom wasn't thinking due to being high on the fumes of love. Keep doing you, Legolas!
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