The other day, Amy Schumer was minding her own business eating baguettes, and wearing a beret in Paris (one assumes), when suddenly she was struck with a severe case of food poisoning that landed her in hospital. Not fun, right? Wrong. This experience was the funnest ever.
Because she's a professional comedian, Amy had her boyfriend, Ben Hanisch, post the below photos to Instagram with a perfect caption.
She then went ahead and filmed a dating profile video from her hospital bed.
Take a minute to LOL, and then sad-face because poor Ben was a victim of food poisoning as well.
Sending thoughts, prayers, and (to quote Amy's Insta caption) #Balmain.