10 Non-Models Try "Sexy" Halloween Costumes

Cosmopolitan.com (opens in new tab) asked 10 women to try on "sexy" Halloween costumes and strike their best "sexy" Halloween costume modeling poses. The results were, in a word, amazing. Sexy costumes, it turns out, look great on absolutely everyone.

"I found the idea of this costume so wonderfully hilarious that I wasn't even that nervous about having my boobs out for the first time in 30 Halloweens. It was basically just a surprisingly supportive bathing suit with googly eyes."

Sexy Jellyfish Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $130

"I felt like I was wearing hardly anything, but I was confident. Well, as much as anyone who is perpetually awkward can be."

Sexy Olaf Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $37

"Wearing that Darth Vader costume made me feel kind of like a badass. I felt good, which I didn't think would be the case since it looked ridiculous on the site."

Sexy Darth Vader Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $57

"I have never worn a sexy costume before because the women in the ads seem to take themselves too seriously and I like to have fun, but anything can be fun if you want it to be."

Sexy Shark Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $120

"That costume was so silly that I didn't feel any pressure to look sexy, so, if I did look sexy, it was purely by accident."

Sexy Taco Costume (opens in new tab), HALLOWEENCOSTUMES.COM, $45

"The huge hood made it hard to see."

Sexy Goldfish Costume (opens in new tab), HALLOWEENCOSTUMES.COM, $39

"It was warm. I liked that."

Sexy Patrick Star Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $95

"Talk about a hot slice! I'm just a sexy piece of pizza, looking for my New York subway rat."

Sexy Pizza Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $70

"At least I could wear my bra underneath this one!"

Sexy French Fries Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $48

"My Halloween costumes are always handmade and un-sexy, so I was nervous that this experiment would require me to put on spandex and pose with sexy-face — two things that fill me with dread. But I loved being a sexy piñata. You can tell I'm having fun wearing it, and I think that's what makes it sexy, even if it's not sexy sexy."

Sexy Piñata Costume (opens in new tab), HALLOWEENCOSTUMES.COM, $39

"I literally couldn't stop making terrible puns about how I felt so hot I could pop. And what's sexier than a lame sense of humor?!"

Sexy Popcorn Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $45

"Believe it or not, this was my first time dressing as a lobster."

Sexy Lobster Costume (opens in new tab), HALLOWEENCOSTUMES.COM, $65

"Chance of me wearing this out? Zero percent. Chance of me wearing this robe on my couch? One hundred percent."

Sexy Yoda Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $170

"If the shorts zipped up far enough to cover my butt crack, I might actually wear this on Halloween just so I could run around calling all my enemies losers."

Sexy Donald Trump Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $70

"Never in a million years would I wear this. I fell down while putting this on and taking it off, and while trying to pose in it.  The hat was cozy though."

Sexy Minion Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $60

"I felt like a sausage. A hot sausage who makes eggs taste really good, but still a sausage. I did text a photo of myself in this to my boyfriend, who told me I looked hot. Not sure if he meant hot like sexy or hot like a bad pun about hot sauce, but I'll take it either way."

Sexy Sriracha Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $30