10 Non-Models Try "Sexy" Halloween Costumes

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10 Non-Models Try "Sexy" Halloween Costumes
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Cosmopolitan.com (opens in new tab) asked 10 women to try on "sexy" Halloween costumes and strike their best "sexy" Halloween costume modeling poses. The results were, in a word, amazing. Sexy costumes, it turns out, look great on absolutely everyone.

"I found the idea of this costume so wonderfully hilarious that I wasn't even that nervous about having my boobs out for the first time in 30 Halloweens. It was basically just a surprisingly supportive bathing suit with googly eyes."

Alie — Sexy Jellyfish

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Sexy Jellyfish Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $130

"I felt like I was wearing hardly anything, but I was confident. Well, as much as anyone who is perpetually awkward can be."

Mylan — Sexy Olaf

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Sexy Olaf Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $37

"Wearing that Darth Vader costume made me feel kind of like a badass. I felt good, which I didn't think would be the case since it looked ridiculous on the site."

Sexy Darth Vader - front

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Sexy Darth Vader - back

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Sexy Darth Vader Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $57

"I have never worn a sexy costume before because the women in the ads seem to take themselves too seriously and I like to have fun, but anything can be fun if you want it to be."

Danielle — Sexy Shark

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Sexy Shark Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $120

"That costume was so silly that I didn't feel any pressure to look sexy, so, if I did look sexy, it was purely by accident."

Sexy Taco Dress

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Sexy Taco Costume (opens in new tab), HALLOWEENCOSTUMES.COM, $45

"The huge hood made it hard to see."

Stephanie — Sexy Goldfish

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Sexy Goldfish Costume (opens in new tab), HALLOWEENCOSTUMES.COM, $39

"It was warm. I liked that."

Sexy Patrick Star

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Sexy Patrick Star Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $95

"Talk about a hot slice! I'm just a sexy piece of pizza, looking for my New York subway rat."

Amanda — Sexy Pizza

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Sexy Pizza Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $70

"At least I could wear my bra underneath this one!"

Sexy French Fries

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Sexy French Fries Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $48

"My Halloween costumes are always handmade and un-sexy, so I was nervous that this experiment would require me to put on spandex and pose with sexy-face — two things that fill me with dread. But I loved being a sexy piñata. You can tell I'm having fun wearing it, and I think that's what makes it sexy, even if it's not sexy sexy."

Elisa — Sexy Piñata

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Sexy Piñata Costume (opens in new tab), HALLOWEENCOSTUMES.COM, $39

"I literally couldn't stop making terrible puns about how I felt so hot I could pop. And what's sexier than a lame sense of humor?!"

Elizabeth — Sexy Popcorn

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Sexy Popcorn Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $45

"Believe it or not, this was my first time dressing as a lobster."

Carly — Sexy Lobster

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Sexy Lobster Costume (opens in new tab), HALLOWEENCOSTUMES.COM, $65

"Chance of me wearing this out? Zero percent. Chance of me wearing this robe on my couch? One hundred percent."

Emily — Sexy Yoda

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Sexy Yoda Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $170

"If the shorts zipped up far enough to cover my butt crack, I might actually wear this on Halloween just so I could run around calling all my enemies losers."

Eliza — Sexy Donald Trump

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Sexy Donald Trump Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $70

"Never in a million years would I wear this. I fell down while putting this on and taking it off, and while trying to pose in it.  The hat was cozy though."

Sexy Minion

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Sexy Minion Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $60

"I felt like a sausage. A hot sausage who makes eggs taste really good, but still a sausage. I did text a photo of myself in this to my boyfriend, who told me I looked hot. Not sure if he meant hot like sexy or hot like a bad pun about hot sauce, but I'll take it either way."

Sexy Sriracha Sauce Bottle

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Sexy Sriracha Costume (opens in new tab), YANDY, $30

Charles Manning

I'm 30 percent bunnies, 40 percent of the time.