You know you're old when you start envying 6-year-olds for their peanut butter crackers and mandated nap periods. We can't help with that, but in appreciation of that hopeful/can't-sleep-tonight/pencil-and-rubber-cement-scented back-to-school feeling, we've rounded up 12 crucial accessories for your Mickey Mouse backpack. Just don't forget your lunch money.
"Sweet nothings" on the outside, "diabolical plots" on the inside.
So your filing cabinet doesn't smell like the last person's tuna melt.
We get that it can be very stressful deciding where to place stickers. We also haven't got any advice except choose wisely—adhesive is forever.
Shiny lunchbox! Pre-filled with supplies!
Doesn't even matter if it's unfilled, because then it becomes an objet d'art.
So cute you'll stick takeout menus in there too.
For realizing that, while it feels like you've been at work for 46 years, it's only 3:04 p.m.
Just to have another Design Feature on your desk, you know?
"I will not lose my headphones" x 100.
Comes with colored pencils and a ruler, but you might want to consider adding a security system to keep your coworkers from nicking it.
The grownup equivalent of the plastic boxes you'd pour glue onto to make bookmarks.