Hillary Clinton Made You Your Very Own #WomanCard

Great news! Now we can all play!

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So, Donald Trump has been spending the last few days attacking Hillary Clinton for playing the woman card. 

"The only card she has is the woman's card," he said on Tuesday. Without it, he continued, he doesn't think "she would get 5 percent of the vote." 

"She is playing the woman card left and right," he said on Wednesday, adding that "she's playing it much harder this time" than she did in her previous presidential bid. 

In my experience, the use of a woman card in public has only ever resulted in street harassment and an acute sense that I should be more serious about boutique fitness classes. But! If it's working so well for Hillary, I needed to know: 

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Well, my fellow card carriers, Hillary Clinton heard my cry. She made me this very attractive offer in her latest campaign email, which you can score here.   

When you think about it, $5 is a small price to pay for a card that will reward you with a wage gap that has been around for centuries! I wonder how many bonus points I earn when I sign up! 

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