There’s no sign, but you’ll still feel like a celebrity here.
It's 5 o'clock somewhere, amirite?
Everyone could use a motivational poster on their cubicle wall.
Sticking to your new year's resolution just got 1000x easier.
Half the journey is in the packing.
Chocolate, wine, and reruns—come through, fam.
These drinks were made for sipping.
No need to drink with your pinkies up though.
