Sweating a pink slip? Adopt one of these quirky-but-crucial office personas:
Cubicle Perez You've got the dirt on who's warring, macking, and fudging her expenses.
Lady PMS The gal who's always packing Kotex, Motrin, and Milk Duds.
Venti Sprinter When the boss joneses for her 3 p.m. latte.
Powerball Princess They give you a dollar - and their hopes for an early retirement.