Nicki Minaj and John Mayer are flirting on Twitter and I don't know how to feel.
First, John tweeted about how he's always wondering what Nicki Minaj thinks of him, and then Nicki, in a power move fit for a queen, threw his own words back at him.
Ugh, why is she THE BEST?
Of course, John couldn't handle it because she's way too great for him:
Now, let's take a moment to remember the moment John Mayer said his dick was racist.
When he was asked, "Do black women throw themselves at you?" he replied:"I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick…I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She's super hot and she's also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she'd be like, 'Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever.'"
BRB, puking forever until all my organs are gone and I'm dead.
Also, I kinda want Nicki to go on a date with him and just DESTROY him, you know? I know that's not her battle, but she would slay.