A Look at Some of the Weirdest/Funniest/Most Relatable Venmo Comments of Late

Because we could all use a chuckle right about now.

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Oh, Venmo. How we have come to love thee. Having Venmo means never having to carry cash on you, or even a wallet for that matter. You just need the app and a charged phone to pay someone or get paid. And let's be realโ€”"I'll venmo you" is the 2016 way of saying "I owe you." Sometimes you see those transactions come through *and* sometimes you won't.

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It's annoying when people don't have itโ€”"Wait, what?"โ€”and payment for items (or services rendered) ranges from tame to just downright weird. It's the comments however, that can really suck you into a deep Venmo scrolling spiral for hours. Here, just a few of the relatable/funny/and downright weird Venmo comments of late. Happy scrolling.

You'll see plenty of roommate references: "October ๐Ÿ Rent," "Tp+interwebz," "August ๐Ÿ“บ I didn't forget. Yes I did." "for mansion settlement," and "House thangz."

The occasional coffee: "Love you a latte โ˜•๏ธ" or McDonald's run: "Feels like home ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ" "Future whopper j," "Double ๐Ÿ” #bikiniseason ๐Ÿ‘™."

There are concerts: "Sisqo tickets," "Queen ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘," "PABLO๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŒŠ."

Laundering expenses: "dry cleaning bill for champagne spillage."

Sporting events: "๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ," "Footbakl ๐ŸŽฑ," "Who dat time!!! Thanks for purchasing! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฏ."

Wedding stuff: "betch is getting marrieddddddd," "๐Ÿท tasting and ๐Ÿ‘ฐ festivities โœŒ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ,"

Plus vacations: "๐ŸŒดSprings!!! ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป," "โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿพ," "Bangkok AirBnB for G$ & Broski! ๐ŸŽ‰," "My arss all over the luxury house ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ," "We're going to MF Costa Rica!!๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿข," "Yacht Week Hookers โ›ต๏ธโš“๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏ."

A million martini, beer, and red wine emojis, which sums up how drunk or high everyone seems on Venmo: "Wineeeeeeeeeee," "๐Ÿ„," "Baked," "Wine. Bitch.," "That time I left a large group dinner with out paying ๐Ÿ™ˆ," "Boozy Tuesday," "Last call ๐Ÿท," "๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿบ๐Ÿš–," "Fermented liquid," "THE BAAAAAR."

Which leads us to our next category, drunk eating: "Candy belly ache," "๐Ÿ•๐ŸโœŒ," "Pickles and onion rings," "๐Ÿœ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿช๐Ÿพ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿš," "Feed Me ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ๐Ÿ–."

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AKA late nights: "After the club it's the afterparty and after the party it's the hotel lobby ๐Ÿจ."

And the WTFs (probably relating back to those aforementioned drannnks): "Elbow macaroni painting of MacGyver riding the lobster from little mermaid," "๐Ÿ†and honey ๐Ÿzzzzzz," "God in a warehouse," "๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ," "Name tags for the undead," "eggplant soup, ya perv," and "Limo + ATM fee - underwear."

People also seem to be paying each other just because: "Taking care of mah boo," "eternal friendship," "Just feelin' generous" "TAKE MY ๐Ÿ’ฐ."

Or for sex: "๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฆ," "๐Ÿ‘…," "For a good time ;)," "That lap dance was amazing, thanks."

And there you have it. What a time to be alive.

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