Piers Morgan and Susan Sarandon Argue About Her Breasts on Twitter

Piers Morgan has 99 problems, and Susan Sarandon's breasts are inexplicably one (two?) of them. While the rest of us were tearing up over the actress' sweet and moving speech about David Bowie during the SAG Awards, Piers was on Twitter stressing out about her cleavage.

Would Susan Sarandon wear this to a funeral? No.
It was thus horribly inappropriate for an In Memoriam tribute. pic.twitter.com/hMoGChJY8D
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 3, 2016

Nope, not ok. Fortunately, Susan shot back with this, which unfortunately prompted Piers to partially blind the internet.

Today’s #TBT is dedicated to @piersmorgan. pic.twitter.com/InU7d6qhC0
— Susan Sarandon (@SusanSarandon) February 4, 2016

Today's #TBT is dedicated to @SusanSarandon. pic.twitter.com/g8Wh6phMrA
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 4, 2016

The breast-fearing host then vaguely attempted an apology, which was clearly just an excuse for him to criticize Susan Sarandon's breasts yet again.

Just for the record, @SusanSarandon, I think your cleavage is magnificent.
I'd just keep it hidden for "In Memoriam" tributes.
Love Piers x
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 4, 2016

Some notes, for the educational purposes of Piers Morgan:

1. Breasts don't make everyone uncomfortable just because they make you uncomfortable.

2. Tweets like this are proof that the casual objectification of women is still a very real problem.

3. We very much doubt David Bowie would have a problem with his friend's super-classy take on a pants suit.