Piers Morgan has 99 problems, and Susan Sarandon's breasts are inexplicably one (two?) of them. While the rest of us were tearing up over the actress' sweet and moving speech about David Bowie during the SAG Awards, Piers was on Twitter stressing out about her cleavage.
Would Susan Sarandon wear this to a funeral? No.It was thus horribly inappropriate for an In Memoriam tribute. pic.twitter.com/hMoGChJY8DFebruary 3, 2016
Nope, not ok. Fortunately, Susan shot back with this, which unfortunately prompted Piers to partially blind the internet.
Today’s #TBT is dedicated to @piersmorgan. pic.twitter.com/InU7d6qhC0February 4, 2016
Today's #TBT is dedicated to @SusanSarandon. pic.twitter.com/g8Wh6phMrAFebruary 4, 2016
The breast-fearing host then vaguely attempted an apology, which was clearly just an excuse for him to criticize Susan Sarandon's breasts yet again.
Just for the record, @SusanSarandon, I think your cleavage is magnificent.I'd just keep it hidden for "In Memoriam" tributes. Love Piers xFebruary 4, 2016
Some notes, for the educational purposes of Piers Morgan:
1. Breasts don't make everyone uncomfortable just because they make you uncomfortable.
2. Tweets like this are proof that the casual objectification of women is still a very real problem.
3. We very much doubt David Bowie would have a problem with his friend's super-classy take on a pants suit.
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Mehera Bonner is a celebrity and entertainment news writer who enjoys Bravo and Antiques Roadshow with equal enthusiasm. She was previously entertainment editor at Marie Claire and has covered pop culture for over a decade.
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