If Out-of-Office Messages Were Honest

Most of us would have left too fast to set one up, for starters.

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Like this brutally honest trailer that reduces Fifty Shades of Grey to a plot- and S&M-less primer on contract law, our real-life out-of-office messages tell it like it is. In seven emails, we present the human-about-to-leave-for-vacation condition, with its combination of gloating, complete disregard for work, and fear for your Pop-Tart stash's safety.

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(Image credit: Katja Cho)

out of office

(Image credit: Katja Cho)

out of office

(Image credit: Katja Cho)

out of office

(Image credit: Katja Cho)

out of office

(Image credit: Katja Cho)

out of office

(Image credit: Katja Cho)

out of office

(Image credit: Katja Cho)
Chelsea Peng
Chelsea Peng

I'm Chelsea Peng, the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. On my tombstone, I would like a GIF of me that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, I'm into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard I have to go lie down.