Chris Evans's Perfect Woman Isn't Famous, Must Love Earth, Wind & Fire

I can work with this.

Beyoncé's (potential) work colleague (opens in new tab) Chris Evans has been known to go full-on mumblecore (opens in new tab) when talking about his love life, so Anthony Mackie, his Captain America: Civil War costar and part-time mouthpiece, did him a solid by laying out his type for E! News (opens in new tab).

"Chris needs a regular girl," said Mackie, who also noted that Evans holds Earth, Wind & Fire in high esteem and that that is weird. "Chris needs a girl who is just down to earth, who's smart, and that's hard to find. Those girls are not celebrities. Those are not girls you know."

Hello? Is this not everyone who reads Marie Claire? Should we set up a meet and greet? With pizza?

Mackie continued, "Chris just needs…somebody who hangs out at home and somebody who can take care of him, you know, because he is Captain America."

Home is nice, yes. Okay then, that settles it—39,464 pepperonis and one of those ticket machines they have at the deli, please.

Chelsea Peng
Assistant Editor

Chelsea Peng is a writer and editor who was formerly the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. She's also worked for The Strategist and Refinery29, and is a graduate of Northwestern University. On her tombstone, she would like a GIF of herself that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, she's into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard she has to go lie down.