Look at These Pics of Alexis Bledel's Insane House, Cry Because Your View Isn't Half as Nice

Anyone have $1.32 million to spare?

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According to the New York Post, Gilmore Girls star Alexis Bledel and her husband Vincent Kartheiser, the Mad Men guy with the punchable face, have sold their Brooklyn Heights penthouse for $1.32 million. This is probably a steal, considering how the apartment has 18-foot ceilings and a private roof deck made for day-drinking, but any satisfaction you might have gotten from the thought of them getting gypped will quickly disappear when you look at the pics ahead. Sorry.

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"What's that blue stuff through that massive window?" said the New Yorker whose bedroom faces a fire escape.

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Built-ins on built-ins on built-ins.

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Told you there would be ceilings.

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It's not Luke's, but it'll do.

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Shiny appliances: check.

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Okay, this is more realistic, but still—that view. And that light.

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I could really see myself here.

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So ITG Top Shelf-ready.

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UGH.

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UGH UGH.

Chelsea Peng
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Chelsea Peng is a writer and editor who was formerly the assistant editor at Marie Claire. She's also worked for The Strategist and Refinery29, and is a graduate of Northwestern University. On her tombstone, she would like a GIF of herself that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, she's into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard she has to go lie down.