Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer React to Hillary's Nomination, Diss Ben Franklin

"Butter my bonnet!"

The year is 1776. Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer are delegates of the Second Continental Congress, and they're taking questions from 2016 Stephen Colbert via satellite. Cool—except when they freak out over Hillary Clinton's nomination, then re-freak out all over again when they find out 1) the year on the other end of the screen and 2) that Hils isn't even president (yet).

So good—especially when Colbert's like, "Um, maybe you should be more specific about what exactly 'All men are created equal' means"—that we'll just let the whole space-time continuum thing slide.

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Chelsea Peng is a writer and editor who was formerly the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. She's also worked for The Strategist and Refinery29, and is a graduate of Northwestern University. On her tombstone, she would like a GIF of herself that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, she's into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard she has to go lie down.