Hillary Clinton and the Comeback Kids

Who's endorsing Hilary?
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Alberto E. Rodriguez
sylvester stallone, rocky balboa world premiere
Alberto E. Rodriguez
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ROCKY BALBOA
Who doesn’t love a forced analogy? So, if Apollo Creed was New Hampshire, and Ohio and Texas were Clubber Lang, then the Pennsylvania primary was the high stakes bout against that juicing Commie Ivan Drago. In each big state, Clinton, like Rocky, took some blows, but delivered the knockout just before the bell. She should take a symbolic run (okay, walk) up the steps of the Philadelphia Museum to drive the point home.
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THE THIRTEEN COLONIES
The revolutionaries were losing to the British Navy until the Red Coats tried to take the battle to the land. Starting in Saratoga, New York the Yanks gave ‘em a shellacking; Hillary’s drive for world domination began in upstate New York as well. Nice parallel.
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new york giants quarterback eli manning
Rafael Suanes
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ELI MANNING
After two seasons that felt like one big interception, he caught up with the pros and brought his hapless Giants to the Super Bowl, beating barely-even-scored-against New England. Of course, Hill might not want to side with anyone who beat up a Patriot.
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bill clinton
Kevin Mazur
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BILL CLINTON
Okay, maybe not a good idea.
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john mccain
Allen Kee
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JOHN MCCAIN
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marion cotillard
Michael Caulfield
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MARION COTILLARD
Yes, the Academy loves a Frenchwoman. But historically, it’s loved the English, old people, and degenerative diseases more. Cotillard, the 32-year-old dark horse, beat out sextagenarian Brit Julie Christie playing an old lady with Alzheimer’s. In fact, if Hillary goes up against crusty McCain, the analogy would be mighty convenient.
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cast of 30 rock, alec baldwin, actress jane krankowsky, actress tina fey, actor scott adsit, actor jack mcbrayer
Albert L. Ortega
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30 ROCK
From near-cancellation to being one of the most talked about shows on TV. Plus Tina Fey is a Clinton supporter. We don’t care that she distanced herself from her SNL “bitch is the new black” rally cry. We know she is.
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vince neil motley crue
Shirlaine Forrest
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MOTLEY CRUE
After nearly 30 years of ups and downs, their new album, The Saints of Los Angeles, is getting huge buzz, their best-selling book, Dirt, is being adapted for film, and they’re selling out massive stadium shows. Okay, so maybe the band’s never been gone long enough to come back, but they TOTALLY ROCK.
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kansas basket ball forward julian wright
Peter Aiken
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THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS JAYHAWKS
In one of the most exciting men’s basketball championships ever, the Jayhawks came back from a 50-61 deficit with two minutes remaining to win, in overtime, 75-68. There’s no overtime in politics, but if Hills can hit some three pointers in the remaining primaries, she might get a shot at the title.
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