The internet feared the meme material well would run dry when he finally got his due (opens in new tab), but this latest addition to the Timeline of Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscars Night suggests we've only just entered the Golden Age.
According to TMZ (opens in new tab), sometime after the engraver lady finally handed over his precious (opens in new tab), Leo relocated to a West Hollywood restaurant where he got lit—so lit that he left his life's achievement behind and a Good Samaritan had to run out to his car to return it to him. (Along with a bottle of alcohol because nothing goes better with a vape pen.)
You would think he'd keep a better grip on the one thing he spent 22 years of his existence chasing after, but it *is* pretty hard to do this dance without your hands free.
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Chelsea Peng is a writer and editor who was formerly the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. She's also worked for The Strategist and Refinery29, and is a graduate of Northwestern University. On her tombstone, she would like a GIF of herself that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, she's into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard she has to go lie down.
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