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3 Arguments Against a Full-On One-Night Stand
Why an evening of heavy petting is far more fun than casual sex.
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Why Am I Afraid of Success?
Most women tell me that sense of humor is among the most attractive qualities in men. My ability to make women laugh is one of the few things I have confidence in.
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5 Reasons to Avoid Hooking Up with Your Ex
It's so easy to fall into bad habits like falling for the same person twice, or making out with them in a moment of weakness after you've had a falling out. It's comfortable, familiar, and easy. And sometimes you just want to ...
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5 Reasons "No" Might Mean "Yes"
My sister once gave her number to a guy because he knew me and it would have been awkward if she rejected him. They went on a few dates, and she complained the entire time.
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Memories From My Weekend At The Beach
My college buddies and I spent it wasting our minds and not thinking about anything important.
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A Cute Gesture, Or Total Insanity?
My friend went temporarily psycho a few weeks ago when her overseas love interest visited NYC from Denmark.
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Have You Ever Been on the Rebound?
It occurred to me how dangerous it is for a woman if she's on the rebound in the dating world.
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Do You Believe in Practice Dating?
I've had a lot of drunk makeouts, late night booty calls and Facebook flirtations.
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The Best Way to Get Under a Guy's Skin Is...
Want to know the best way to get a guy's goat? I've talked to a bunch of my friends and done some reflection, and I've decided that the best way to bother us or get our attention is to flirt with a guy.
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Yet Another Example Of Shooting Myself In The Foot
Was it worth it to be total Pizza Bitch just so I could makeout with this girl...who probably didn't know whether I was me or my friend who she had just made out with too?
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My Apartment Has A Lot Of Turnoffs (Part 2)
Here are the rest of my apartment cock-blocks (defined in previous post): My Two Gargantuan Mutant Cats This is the one that I think all my friends will agree is my biggest cock block. I adopted two cats years back and they’ve moved from apartment to apartment with me. I’m not one to give away animals or break commitments to defenseless things, so they will continue to live with me. However, they are huge. The white one is shy and never poses a problem. However, Dusty, the super fat tabby, loves/hates people. He is at the front door as soon as he hears it unlocking, so you have to shoo him away as you enter the apartment. He’s also used to sleeping in my room so, when I kick him out if I have a girl over, he scratches at the bedroom door. Not sure how many of you have heard the sound of cat claws scratching a wooden painted door, but it really is not the most romantic soundtrack to make out to. If a girl is comfortable enough to let him in, he’ll climb on the bed and then on us. I can remember specific times, mid-kiss, looking up and seeing his husky shadow triumphantly standing on her back. Cat toys are one thing, but their scratching post is a ghastly shredded thing that sits by my window—and never goes un noticed by a girl
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My Apartment Has A Lot Of Turnoffs (Part 1)
The cock block is a male slang term for anything that hinders a guy’s chance of getting with a girl. Now, as you’ve seen so far I’m pretty much a walking cock block. I say and do stupid things, sometimes I get too drunk and out of control or goofy. Often, I get hungry late at night instead of amorous and I end up walking home after soup and something deep fried, alone, as the sun comes up. Even a person’s diet can be a cock block. Every family recipe I have requires fresh chopped garlic. I think garlic, raw too, is glorious. I’ll put it with tomatoes and basil, raw, or cook it with anything else. But sometimes if I eat too much it will literally seep from my pores. Also, like that bloody spot in Macbeth, garlic has a way of hanging around on your hands even if you wash them ten times in a day (and we all know what it does to our breath). I must monitor my garlic intake and time it correctly. The other day I was cleaning my bedroom and realized: my bedroom and entire apartment is a collection of cock blocks—they are scattered throughout my apartment like a mine-field. I decided to list the most apparent cock block features of my apartment and see what you thought was the worst, and also get a look at what sorts of horrible things have put you out of the mood once you’ve gotten to a guy’s place.
