Sansa Stark: 'Game of Thrones' Season 5 Will Be Like the Red Wedding, Only Worse
Better save up your sick days.


Displaying an amount of savagery on par with that of Katy Perry after Miley Cyrus felt her up at the Grammys, the Game of Thrones writers have decided to tear out our hearts and stomp on them, which is actually something that might happen to an unfortunate character this season, according to Sansa Stark.
In an interview with HuffPost Entertainment (opens in new tab), newly inducted X-man (opens in new tab) Sophie Turner used the Red Wedding as a yardstick for the violence and guts and potentially merciless womb-stabbing to come.
"There's some massive moments, perhaps even more shocking than the Red Wedding type of thing. There's like a lot going on this season," Turner said. "There's also, you know, a lot of blood, a lot of death. And a lot of people kind of come far. And there are a few familiar faces around as well."
But what about that traumatic Sansa scene Reddit keeps speculating on?
"I think I really bigged that one up. It's traumatic, but isn't all of Game of Thrones traumatic? I give it a solid six, though…It's a pretty intense scene. I can't say much more than that."
Takeaway: We'll all look like this every week starting April 12 (opens in new tab), except with more snot and less composure.
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Chelsea Peng is a writer and editor who was formerly the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. She's also worked for The Strategist and Refinery29, and is a graduate of Northwestern University. On her tombstone, she would like a GIF of herself that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, she's into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard she has to go lie down.
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