In an attempt to stay ahead of the naughtiness curve, the Vatican recently revealed seven new deadly sins — among them drug abuse and polluting. (Is the Popemobile a hybrid?) A few Benedict XVI may have missed:
- Skinny jeans on unskinny people
- Not calling your mom on You-Know-What Day
- Crusading against prostitution while regularly being serviced at the Mayflower hotel
- Not voting
- Talking about last night's Lost in front of someone who hasn't watched it yet
- Cherry Chocolate Diet Dr. Pepper
