Perhaps forgetting how incredibly easy it would be to make jokes using both his first and last names, Jennifer Lopez's ex-boyfriend Beau "Casper" Smart allegedly stepped out on her, causing the dissolution of their relationship, People reports.
"She kicked him out because he cheated on her and he got caught," a source said to the outlet. "It happened two years ago, and he promised he would never do it again and once he did, she was done."
According to the insider, Not-So-Smart (told you/had to) has been trying his hardest to win her back by "working on himself" and Instagramming a new leg tattoo that reads "You must embrace the darkness to see the light." (It's one of those spontaneously generated pseudo-maxims the internet will probably attribute to poor Marilyn Monroe someday.)
In response to his or her self-spilt tea, the insider said "No one has time for that, especially J. Lo," which is like, "Never heard anything truer."
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