13 '90s Beauty Products You Loved and Totally Forgot About

You can still buy, like, almost all of these, FYI.

Alicia Silverstone in a scene from '90s movie 'Clueless'
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1.
Teen Spirit deodorant

Teen Spirit (by Lady Speed Stick) deodorant pink crush

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In the most '90s tale ever told, a rock idol misinterpreted some graffiti, created a hit song, and made a personal care item immensely popular with adolescent girls.

2. L'Oreal Kids shampoo

L'Oreal Kids swim & sport shampoo

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TBH, even though we're adult women who use adult-woman hair products (that also smell amazing), that Jolly Rancher scent is unbeatable.

3. Caboodles

Pink and grey Caboodle

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The colorways these days, man. Though there is a roaring vintage Caboodles trade on eBay...

4. Lip Smackers

Variety of Lip Smackers in soda flavors

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*tucks one into back pocket* *licks it all off*

5.
Bon Bons nail polish

Bon Bons nail polish in hot pink

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Tempting you from those canisters near the cash register for 20-plus years.

6. Bath and Body Works anything in Cucumber Melon

Cucumber Melon body lotion

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Step 1: Shower with the gel. Step 2: Apply the lotion. Step 3: Douse self with the body splash. Step 4: Repeat.

7.
Candy Kisses lip balm

Variety of Candy Kisses lip balm containers

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Can we all agree the Clear Mint Chocolate sucked?

8. Hard Candy Nail Polish in Sky

Hard Candy Nail Polish in Sky blue

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Thank you, Alicia Silverstone, for bringing our attention to Chanel Nouvelle Vague before it was Chanel Nouvelle Vague. Plus the plastic rings.

9. Roll-on Body Glitter

Roll-on Body Glitter

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What I would give to have plastic-flake-encrusted arms/collarbones/cheeks again. (Answer: about $4.)

10.
Revlon Street Wear nail polish

Revlon Street Wear nail polish green holographic

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THE ONE WITH THE HOLOGRAPHIC BARS.

11.
Gap Heaven perfume

Gapscent Heaven perfume

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Some say that, at midnight, every grade-school locker room in America comes alive with the sound of a thousand phantom spritzes.

12.
Sun In

Sun In (Lemon Fresh) hair lightener spray bottle

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Before babylights and blonde dictionaries, there was just the acid, some rays, and the pursuit of platinum.

13. Naturistics lip gloss

Naturistics Sweet Lips lip gloss in vanilla and kiwi flavors

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In the second most '90s story ever told, Alexis Bledel modeled for an ad campaign wearing marabou-festooned raver buns and a green choker. And *that* is our saccharine, sparkly youth summed up in one image. #takemeback

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Chelsea Peng

I'm Chelsea Peng, the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. On my tombstone, I would like a GIF of me that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, I'm into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard I have to go lie down.