Last year, Amy Schumer and Amy Schumer's Friends from High School went to Martha's Vineyard for their annual vacation. They did something so unspeakable there that they were banned from the entire island, which is how Amy Schumer ended up summering in the Hamptons, where she and Jennifer Lawrence rode jet skis and made a human pyramid.
As one of Jon Stewart's last guests on the Daily Show, Schumer confirmed that her new friend JLaw really is "the coolest chick you'll ever meet" and that, even though she is wont to make chopstick tusks and draw Magic Marker mustaches on her face, it is still very hard to look photogenic next to a part-time Dior model.
"It's my picture next to Jennifer Lawrence's—like the last person you want to be next to," Schumer said. "And all the pictures we took of us, I look like her coach in all of the pictures. I look like I'm telling her to like take a knee. Like *starts talking in Colin Quinn's voice* LISTEN JEN."
Ugh. Can you just imagine the banter? The shenanigans? WAIT FOR ME, GUYS.
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Chelsea Peng is a writer and editor who was formerly the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. She's also worked for The Strategist and Refinery29, and is a graduate of Northwestern University. On her tombstone, she would like a GIF of herself that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, she's into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard she has to go lie down.
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