Drake Released a Nice Music Video, but Everybody Just Wants to Talk About His Dad Dancing
He's not going to take this well.

Regardless of how you interpret the rather sexist-seeming lyrics to "Hotline Bling"—SHE CAN WEAR HOWEVER MUCH SHE WANTS, DRAKE—you will probably enjoy Drake's hand-flapping and slo-mo breaststroke in the newly released music video by Director X. Everybody else is.
When Carlton Banks from Fresh Prince of Bel Air is your designated Spirit animal...🙅🏾🙅🏾🙅🏾💁🏾💁🏾💁🏾@Drake #HotlineBling! pic.twitter.com/rt9aG7kFJ2October 20, 2015
Pretty sure @Drake stole all those sick dance moves for #HotlineBling from me. And #ThatTurtleNeck ✳️ #BBHMMOctober 20, 2015
Drake dances like me when I'm drunk in that Hotline Bling video.October 20, 2015
Drake dropped that Hotline Bling music video like pic.twitter.com/kdVbd0DmzJOctober 20, 2015
Wearing an oversize gray sweater amongst other dad-like apparel on a minimalist set, hip hop's sad boy dances like no one's watching. He does the stanky leg. He does something vaguely resembling bachata. He does a pelvic thrust while wind-milling his arms at a completely different speed.
The takeaway: We need not worry about controlling our body movements any longer. Also, Drake could have saved so much money by hiring this guy.
hotline bling - drake pic.twitter.com/Jw4TaiudahOctober 6, 2015
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Chelsea Peng is a writer and editor who was formerly the assistant editor at Marie Claire. She's also worked for The Strategist and Refinery29, and is a graduate of Northwestern University. On her tombstone, she would like a GIF of herself that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, she's into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard she has to go lie down.