All the bullsh*t from your Ashley Madison-cheating ex (opens in new tab), your boss who thinks 1:23 a.m. on a Friday night is an appropriate time to send emails, and your fist from punching the wall after hearing [insert former celebrity couple] broke up probably can't compare with the annoyance and pain that is your period. So why the hell would you want to make it worse than it already is? Hate to break it to you, but you could be making that time of the month extra grueling by committing one of these (menstruation) sins.
What's the biggest cause for kill-me-now PMS symptoms? An unbalanced change in hormones, says Sherry Ross (opens in new tab), M.D., a Los Angeles-based gynecologist. Since the Pill is *all* about playing with your body's systems (love you, mean it, estrogen...), forgetting more than three doses can lead to irregular spotting and bleeding. Also, a note about birth control and your cycle: all methods (except, well, condoms) can affect your period differently, so make sure you talk to your doctor.
Seriously? It's bad enough that stress is killing you like secondhand smoke (opens in new tab), but it can also mess with your period. Stress causes your body to release cortisol—the fight or flight hormone—and that constant state can change your menstrual habits, and in many cases, cause irregular or a loss of menses, says M.D., author of V Is for Vagina (opens in new tab).
We know, we know: Eight hours of sleep just isn't always possible. Buuuut, one study published in the journal Health Care Women International (opens in new tab) suggests that sleep disturbances—taken from data working with nurses and their ever-changing shifts, so you know it's legit—can cause menstrual irregularities. In a nut shell—without enough sleep, you could experience longer periods. Ouch.
UGH. One big emotional downer to PMS is that it can cause things such as anxiety, tension, insomnia, and irritability. And when you drink nature's answer to getting out of bed and *actually* functioning, you increase the likelihood you'll experience these symptoms, says Dweck.
It all comes back to your sleep schedule—especially if you're flying, sailing, teleporting (just kidding, but why isn't this real yet?!) internationally when your melatonin production levels are off their normalcy, says Ross. Your body will adjust to your location, but in the meantime, expect delayed periods.
Alcohol—great for celebrating the end of a hell-ish week, terrible for your period, adds Dweck and Ross. Experts suggest (opens in new tab) that too much boozing can actually prolong cramps. Again, nope.
If you're training for a marathon or triathlon, all the applause. However, that daily rigorous exercising and physical stress can also lead to hormonal imbalances (see above), says Ross.
But, before you write off your period as an excuse to pass the gym and an all-day Netflix binge fest, Dweck says that regular (keyword there, not just days you have your period) light to moderate exercise for 30 minutes a day can actually relieve your PMS struggles. How?
When I'm not stalking future-but-never-going-to-happen husbands on Facebook, you can catch me eating at one of NYC's B-rated or below dining establishments—A-rated restaurants are for basics. Fun fact: Bloody Marys got me into eating celery on the regular. And for your safety, please do not disturb before 10 a.m. or coffee, whichever comes first.
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