Hillary Clinton has shimmied to the finish line. She's taken a selfie tour across America. She sat between two ferns and danced on Ellen. Over the past 18 months, the once printer-challenged candidate has gotten with the times! HRC saw the millennial voter, and she is here for it.
But the fact is Hillary is not a millennial and has zero chill. (Who wants a president with chill? Not me! Presidents should be constitutionally unable to relax. Lotta bad stuff to fix. #NoChill2016.)
On the brink of the election, Clinton isn't relaxing, reclining on her private jet, counting her chickens, ironically playing Minesweeper. No! She's plotting to topple the patriarchy and orchestrating one more millennial stunt in her spare time.
Yes, friends, she did the #mannequinchallenge. And by god, she made it #relevant.
"Don't stand still," she tweeted. "Vote today." Yes, she blinked at the end, but it's still a good message and very on trend. Nice work, Hillary! 50 millennial points for Hillary.